is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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