The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
vagina is talking i cant
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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