Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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