Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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