It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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