try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Randomize
