We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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