I don't think brook has ever known best
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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