You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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