I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
