That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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