At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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