My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
a search helicopter?!
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I came so hard my ears popped.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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