I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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