K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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