why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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