It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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