Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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