I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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