nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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