how hairy? two words: wookie tits
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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