Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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