i may or may not be watching the land before time
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I love having hate sex.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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