You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize