So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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