it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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