If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
