I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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