yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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