i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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