So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
