I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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