Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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