When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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