i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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