i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
