That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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