It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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