CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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