wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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