i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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