it was like his penis was on wheels.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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