so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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