Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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