I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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