You work out of a Hotel?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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