"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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