I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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