just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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