hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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