69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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