She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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