We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
nutella sex= disaster
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
