Your face is a jimmy john
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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