Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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