You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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