Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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