i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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